The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, "Big tits."He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."So I said, "Oh, seriously big tits.""No, no, no. I mean what do you...
the battle of the sexes
1) Foreplay is optional. 2) Michael Bolton doesn't live in your universe. 3) Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into a room. 4) You can whip.
A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very.
1.i think barry manilow is one cool motherf*****. 2. no, i don't want another beer. i have to work tomorrow. 3. i think hairy butts are really sexy. 4. her tits are just too big. 5. sometimes i just want to be held. 6. that...
How do you get four sorority girls on one chair? Tell them there is a rich guy sitting in it.
Why are men so intellegent during sex? Because they are plugged into geniuses!
Returning to his hotel room after a too many drinks, the drunken executive walked into the elevator shaft and promptly dropped five stories. Lying bloodied and broken and flat on his back, he stared back along the shaft and sneered, "I wanted to go up,...
It was late at night and Heidi, who was expecting her second child, was home alone with her 3-year-old daughter, Kathleen. Heidi started to go into labor and called 911..
Q:What is Michael Jackson's downfall when it comes to making friends? A: He is two faced.
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the...