What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos? The Scenic Root.
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A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and.
A man walks into a public men's room, His arms are held awkwardly out to his sides, forearms hanging limply, fingers spread apart. He approaches another man and asks, 'Excuse.
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who's wife was a well known sex addict. But because the man could not be home all of the time, he often worried about his wife's faithfullness. He had noticed that she had been eyeing...
what do you call a dinosaur that eats a lot of pussy? A lick-a-lot-o-pus
If you think life is bad... How would you like to be an egg? - You only get laid once. - You only get eaten once. - It takes 4.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor asks the wife about the problem. She responds, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation." The counselor.
Johnny was 8 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what.
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife, but she had awakened and was preparing breakfast in the kitchen. Joe was afraid he might spoil things by getting up, so he called his little boy and sent this note...