A man is having problems with his dick which certainly had seen better times... He consults a doctor which, after a couple of tests, says, "Sorry, but you've overdone it the last 30 years, your dick is burned out; you won't be able to make...
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Priest: What is your sin child? Girl : I confess father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch... Priest: Why? Girl : Father he touched me.... Priest: Like this???? (The priest.
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed.????? A. A cherry float.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sightseeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretary is quite taken aback. However,...
Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in.
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A. So men can be opening minded.
1. That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. 2. Do you want to see something swell? 3. Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? 4. Drop 'em! 5. What do you like for breakfast? 6....
~ You get an angry phone call at 2 AM. describing your barking dog as "a real turn-off." ~ Every bush in her yard is trimmed in the shape of.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One wet and dreary day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she.
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin? A. You only have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.