To My Critics When I am in a sober mood I worry, work and think When I am in a drunken mood I gamble, fight and drink But when all my moods are over And the world has come to pass I hope they bury...
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Dear Diary: Aug. 1 - Moved to our new house in Maine. It is so beautiful here. The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered with.
Why does a Texas Aggie keep his fly open? In case he has to count to eleven.
13. The Homecoming Queen Mum won't abdicate or die. 12. Despite the fact that you confessed, and that some portions of the school weren't badly burned, the principal has vindictively removed you from the running. 11. Too busy visiting your homeroom teacher and your new...
Why does 6 hate 7? Because 7 8 9
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a unique problem. A number of girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on.
The student*not necessarily a well-prepared student*sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: "Give four advantages of breast milk. "What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for...
In a class, a teacher showed the students a brick and said,"Now everybody will tell me what you think about when you see this brick.""I think of our heroic toilers.
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this stuff?" "To save lives." the professor.
A student comes home with a girlfriend and asks her: "I have spirits and vodka. What would you like?" "Oh! I don't know! Everything is so tasty!"