Three men died in a car accident and came to the Pearly Gates where they met St. Peter who said, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you into heaven, but if you lie, hell is...
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A local priest and deacon stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that read, “The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!”.
A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.” The priest is.
Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before to get it done. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food. The reason why Cain killed Abel...
On Palm Sunday, a five-year-old boy had a sore throat and stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the family returned home, they were carrying several palm branches. The.
Two prostitutes in a van were driving through a small southern town displaying a sign on the side of their van that read: TWO PROSTITUTES LOOKING FOR WORK. When pulled.
There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, at the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up...
GOD is talking to Adam in the Garden of Eden, about the creation of a woman. GOD: Adam how would you like to have a woman to live with you.
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern. "Paddy," he said, "I'm afraid I'll not be seeing you in Heaven one day." "Really, Father?" slurred Paddy..
After hearing a sermon about lies and deceit, a man wrote the IRS: "I have been unable to sleep, knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I have reviewed my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $900. If I still can't...