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Religious Match

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On August 22, 2021
The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to determine whether Jews or Catholics are superior, by challenging you to a golf match."...

Fear of Flying

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On June 2, 2021

There was a religious woman who had to do a lot of traveling for her business. Flying made her very nervous, so she always took her Bible along with her..

Advice From Mom

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On February 19, 2020

A young lady came home and told her mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn't.

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Reward

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On September 1, 2018
An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, infinite wisdom, or infinite beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. “Done!” says...

Resourceful Nun

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On January 9, 2016

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a.

Useful Scripture

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On December 7, 2015

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.She caught the man in the act of robbing her home.

Vow of Silence

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On June 10, 2014
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He is allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send...

Holy Children

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On September 21, 2013

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls.

Oh My God!!

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On April 4, 2009

There is this man who is an Atheist. He is walking through a forest admiring it's beauty. He notices the trees, flowers, and everything surrounding him. All of the sudden, a huge.

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