A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem...
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Gary matched Dan, drink for drink, trying to get him to talk about what was bothering him. Gentle prodding was ignored until after downing his ninth, Dan blurted out, "OK,.
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband:.
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, "I want you to help me get a divorce.The Lawyer says OK, what are your grounds.My husband is getting a little queer to sleep with.""What do you mean?" asked the attorney. "Does he force you to indulge...
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick.
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" "Well... not exactly. She's more into the trick dog aspect of.
In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires, "I'm leaving for the crusade. Here is the key to my wife's chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven't returned, you may...
A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was.
When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws.
It's true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!