An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice that she knows how to use it and that she...
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three soldiours were in hospital beds and the queen comes to visit them she goes up to the first man whats wrong with you she says. scabs all over my.
There were four vets sitting around a camp fire sharing war stories. A Blue Angle, A Navy Seal, Marine Forest Recon, and an Army Ranger. The Blue Angle spoke up.
Several years ago a Brit friend of mine told a story in which an army officer was notified that the parents of one of his enlisted men (whose surname was Hawkins) had been killed in an accident. The officer summoned the man's sergeant, advised him...
Q. Whats red and has 7 dents? A. Snow whites cherry
During a job application, a boss of a successful company has space to hire only one more employee, but he has a tie between three people. The boss places all.
The instructor wanted to impress upon the soldiers how horrific any combat could become using nuclear weapons. He told the class, "The next war will be over in a matter of hours." One recruit whispered to a buddy, "Good !!! We'll get the rest of...
Where does George Washington keep his armies? Up his sleevies!!!!
The ad in the local newspaper read: "Purebred Police Dog $25." Thinking that to be a great bargain, Mrs. Freeman ordered the dog to be delivered. The next day, a.
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn't believe in retaliation: 1. Engage in conversation, and ask if military force is appropriate. 2. When he says "No," ask, "Why not?" 3. Wait until he says something...