A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day, she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. "Oh my God, hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the...
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A woman was in bed with her young lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.“Hurry, she said, stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him,.