1. Men aren't pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive, caring animals. 2. I'm not drunk you shilly sit 3. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it's students 4. Procrastinators Unite....Tomorrow 5. Caution, Blonde thinking 6. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder...
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A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-OK. Then she told him.
A woman is speeding to work because she is late. A trooper pulls her over for speeding,and says where are you off to in such a hurry? She says im.
It has been reported Osama Bin Laden has called for all muslim women to shave their pubic hair! But experts say he is taking his anti-Bush campaign too far! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Curtis
A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why.
A lady said, "I'd give a thousand dollars to the man who would worry for me!" The man said, "You�re on!. Now where is my thousand dollars?" The lady said,.
A doctor was waiting for his next patient and when they arrived, it was a georgeous blonde. The doctor almost lost his control because he was so attracted. He let all professionalism go out the window and walked over to her. "What is your name...
What does a 40 year old woman have between her breasts that an 18 year old doesn't?Her navel!
Two Southern belles were having a picnic in a park. The first one says, "See my new diamond ring? My husband bought it for me." The second one says, "Oh,.
A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park. A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, "What the hell do you think you're doing? There's a public toilet 20 feet from here!" The man, amazed, yells...