Hose

A drunk man was casually taking a piss into a drinking fountain in the park.

A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically, “What the hell do you think you’re doing? There’s a public toilet 20 feet from here!”

The man, amazed, yells back, “What do you think I have, a hose??!”

Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Tantilazing

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