Joe Sensitive - "After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?" Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to...
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Every single day, I give thanks to God that I was born a man instead of a broad I don't shave my legs, I stand up to pee When Oprah.
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by.
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his Grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the waist?" he asked. The old...
A woman is speeding to work because she is late. She is pulled over by a trooper,and asks where are you off to in a hurry and she replied that.
Man is the king of his castle. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches. Still think you're a man?
I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you. I used to come here all the time with my ex. Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
Buying gifts for men is not nearly as complicated as it is for women. Follow these rules and you should have no problems. Rule #1: When in doubt - buy.
What's the definition of a competitive man? The one who finishes first and third in the same masturbation contest!
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman