Ass stretcher

A woman is speeding to work because she is late.
She is pulled over by a trooper,and asks where are you off to in a hurry and she replied that she is late for and the cop asked what she does and she says, im an ass stretcher and he says whats that?
she says im an ass stretcher and he said please repeat that?
she says im an ass stretcher and he said well what do you do with them?
she says i take an asshole and i stretch it for awhile until its 6 feet long.
the cop replied what would u do with a 6 foot asshole and she say i would give it a gun and a night stick

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