Two old men are sitting outside the town hall, where a flower show is in progress. One complains, "Cripes, life is boring. We never have any fun! For $5, I'll streak naked through the flower show!" "You're on!" the other geriatric says. The first old...
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Q. What do men and sperm have in common? A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
AGE DRINK 17 Wine Coolers 25 White wine 35 Red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash.
What's the most important question to ask when you want to have safe sex? What time will your husband get home? Submitted by Curtis Edited by BreeBrown
The following comments are those of Bill Hall who is a syndicated humor columnist for the Lewiston Morning Tribune in Lewiston, Idaho. Consider bathing, for instance. As a general rule,.
WOMEN'S COMPACT INSTRUCTION BOOK Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. Never let your man's mind wander - its too little to be left out alone..
"IT'S A GUY THING" Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical." "CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?" Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?" "UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"...
MATERIALS SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Women SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in.
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman: A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.
Why did the woman cross the road? Wait! what was she doing out of the kitchen?