A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking. "What do you do?" she asked him. "I recently escaped from prison for having killed my...
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There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to choose. He decides on a way.
What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover? "What part of 'yes' don't you understand?" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
Just after I got married, I was invited out for a night with the boys. I told the missus that I would be home by midnight. . . I promise! Well, the yarns were being spun and the grog was going down easy and at...
Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now." He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have...
A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned.
Party Etiquette: Drinking Your Fair Share. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up. Introduction to Parking.
Rules for Women to live by(as given by men). 1. Return calls. 2. Don't lie, either. We have call waiting. 3. Use handcuffs in place of tape (doesn't stick to hair). 4. If girls night out involves exotic dancers, remember, he's stuffed his speedos. 5....