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There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas.
Q. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A woman's three biggest lies... 1-You're the Biggest. 2-You're the Best. 3-It doesn't always taste like that.
Words From Famous Women ... "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton.
Q. Did you hear about the new all female delivery service? A. It's called UPMS - they deliver whenever the fuck they feel like it.