Sex Before Mass

The young newly married Catholic couple were regular attendants at Mass. As like all newly married couples, they were in a constant state of arousal. Well they didn’t want to do anything wrong so they approached their Parish Priest for advice.

Father, the young couple asked … “is it ok to have sex before Mass ?”

The not so young Priest responded after a few moments of reflection … “yes my children it’s ok to have sex before Mass .. but please don’t block the aisles…”