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The difference…
The difference between “Girlfriend” and “Girl Friend” is that little space in between we call the “Friend Zone”.
Letter From Mom
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.
As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out. He thought to himself, “Thanks, Mom; I sure needed that right now.” As he finished his meal, he noticed a beggar outside on the sidewalk leaning against the light post.
Thinking that the poor man could probably use the twenty dollars more than he, he crossed out the names on the envelope and wrote across the top in large letters, PERSEVERE! So as not to make a scene, he put the envelope under his arm and dropped it as he walked past the man. The man picked it up, read the message, and smiled.
The next day, as the pastor enjoyed his meal, the same man tapped him on the shoulder and handed him a big wad of bills.
Surprised, the young pastor asked him what that was for. The man replied, “This is your half of the winnings. Persevere came in first in the fourth race at the track yesterday and paid thirty to one.”
I think…
I think we should get rid of democracy. All in favor raise your hand.
Lumberjack
A young man came up to the owner of a lumberjack business and said, “I need a job, and I think I’m pretty good.”
The owner replied, “Okay, show me what you can do. Chop down that redwood over there.”
The young man accepted the challenge and left. Five minutes later, he came back and announced that he was done.
The owner looked over toward where the tree was, and shocked, he asked, “How did you chop that tree down so fast?”
The man said, “I got a lot of practice in the Sahara.”
The owner replied, “You mean the Sahara desert?”
“Yes,” he said, “or at least that’s what they call it now.”
It’s hard…
It’s hard for me to share inspirational comments. My blood type is B Negative.