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a little girl was in the barbers eating a cake the barber says youll get hair on your muffin the little girl says yes and i will get tits to
Q: How many programmers
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one lightbulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,…
What is the difference between
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
– Mick Jagger says, “Hey you, get off of my cloud.” and a Scottsman says,
“Hey McCloud get off of my ewe.”
11th commandment – Covet not
11th commandment – Covet not thy neighbor’s Pentium.
Crackhead
yor mamas so dumb she called the cops when somone stole her weed
Documentation is like sex: When
Documentation is like sex: When it’s good, it’s fantastic, when it’s bad…