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A local bakery decided to hire a part-time…
A local bakery decided to hire a part-time counter person and
ended up with a local co-ed who could work evenings and weekends.
She had one eccentric characteristic (which was unknown when she was hired)
she wore short skirts and no underwear. Needless to say she was a real beauty and
had a figure to die for.
The bakery has a small storefront so it was necessary to
have the various products on shelves and then use a ladder to reach the uppermost
items. The item that had previously been least popular but was fast becoming the most
popular with gentlemen in particular was rasin bread, which was kept on the
uppermost shelf.
One day an elderly gentleman came in and ordered a loaf of bread. The young lady without
thinking scurried up the ladder and then realized she had not asked the
gentleman what kind of bread he had wanted so she nodded and
asked, “Raisin?”
“No, he replied but it is beginning to twitch just a little.”
Joke a paki
What do you call a paki in a microwave,BaDing
What do you call a paki in a bin, Rumageing
What do you call a paki who beats up his wife
Chinda
What do you call a paki who denied it in court, Asifachinda
Knock KnockWho's there?Colleen!Colleen who?Colleen up
Knock KnockWho’s there?Colleen!Colleen who?Colleen up this mess!
Barbers shop
a little girl was in the barbers eating a cake the barber says youll get hair on your muffin the little girl says yes and i will get tits to
Q: How many programmers
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four, plus one senior analyst to manage the project, one technical writer to correct the spelling and grammar of the one who documented it, one lightbulb librarian, a sales-force of at least five to drum up enough users who want to turn the light on, 274 users to burn out the new bulb, at which point we go to tender for another light bulb change,…
What is the difference between
What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottsman?
– Mick Jagger says, “Hey you, get off of my cloud.” and a Scottsman says,
“Hey McCloud get off of my ewe.”