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Are caterpillars good to eat?
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?Johnny: It’s because I saw one on daddy’s lettuce, but now it’s gone.
Easy to replace
Three surgeons are discussing patients they have operated on:
1st surgeon: “i like operating on the french, when you open them up, all their
parts are beautifully arranged and go back together perfectly no matter how you
replace them.”
2nd surgeon: “i like operating on germans, when you open them up, all the
parts are numbered and they are easy to replace.”
3rd surgeon: “i like operating on americans because the a****** and mouth are
interchangeable!”
CIA Agents and Bathroom
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?
A: The ZIP Code.
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.
He proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, “Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?”
The drunk looks back and says, “Yes, Preacher, I sure am.”
The minister then dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up.
“Have you found Jesus?” the preacher asked.
“Nooo, I didn’t!” said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, “Now, brother, have you found Jesus?”
“Noooo, I have not, Reverend.”
The preacher in disgust holds the man under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, “My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?”
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher…
“Are you sure this is where he fell in?”
One wish to each
Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp. After rubbing the lamp to make the genie appear, he said, “I will grant three wishes, one for each of you.” The first said, “I wish I were smarter”. So she became a redhead. The second blonde said “I wish I were smarter than her.” She became a brunette. The third blond said “I wish I were smarter than both of them.” So she became a man.
hitchhiking
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South. He got a ride from a mean-looking redneck trucker. After riding about 30 miles in silence, the youth finally said, “Well, aren’t you going to ask me?””Ask you what?” replied the trucker. “If I’m a boy or a girl,” answered the youth.”Don’t matter,” replied the trucker. “Gonna fuck ya anyway.”