French Fighter Pilot
By Pierre the passionate French fighter pilot is canoodling with a beautiful woman. “Darling” she says, “kiss me on my lips”. Pierre grabs a bottle of red wine, and pours it onto her face before kissing her passionately.
“But why did you do zat?” asks the girl. “Because I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I eat red meat, I drink red wine!” he exclaims.
“Oh dahling” she says, “kiss me……lower”. Pierre grabs a bottle of white wine, and pours it onto her breasts before kissing them passionately.
“But why did you do zat?” asks the girl. “Because, mah dahling, I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I eat white meat, I drink white wine!” he tells her.
“Oh Pierre, mah darling” she says, by now very aroused, “kiss me……lower”.
Pierre grabs a bottle of cognac, pours it all over her muff and sets light to it.
“Aaaargh!!!” she screams “why did you do zat?”.
“Because, mah dahling, I am Pierre the famous French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!”
