Cream Puffs

There once was a really pretty girl who loved cream puffs. A boy
came up to her and said, “may I walk you home?” the girl
replied, “My mommy told me not to.” The boy said, “I’ll give you
10 cream puffs.” she said o.k. Then the boy said, “May I carry
your books?” the girl replied, “My mommy told me not to.” The
boy said, “I’ll give you 20 cream puffs.” she said o.k. When
they reached her house the boy said, “may i come in?” The girl
replied, “my mommy told me not to,” So the boy said, “i’ll give
you 30 cream puffs.” The girl said, “ok,” then the boy asked
casually, “may i go to your room?” The girl replied, “my mommy
told me not to.” He said, “i’ll give you 40 cream puffs,” the
girl said, “ok.” The boy asked the girl “will you get naked?”
She replied “my mommy told me not to.” “I’ll give you 50 cream
puffs” the boy said. The girl said “ok,” The boy said “do it
with me.” The girl said, “my mommy told me not to.” “I’ll give
you 100 cream puffs” said the boy. In the morning the girl
asked, “Where are my cream puffs?” The boy said, “I creamed you
last night, and you’ll be
puffed up in 9 months.”