Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition,...
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Yo mamma so fat bill gates couldnt pay for her liposucktion
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom? A: The ZIP Code.
Q: Why did they throw the tall basketball player out of the nudist colony? A: He kept sticking his business in other people's noses!
He was an inventor of note. He created a big shoe with a phone in the heel. Now, he thought, he could use a phone whenever he wanted. He made.
First ask his name. You should flirt for about 1 min.Ask him what he likes,then tell him what you like.If you like the same things say (me too) then tell him 3 things about him you like. Jackie,9
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YO MAMA SO DARK A RACOON RAN UP HER BUT AND SAID " WHERE THE CREAM FILLING"
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a man trying to hitch a ride. She picked him up and they got to talking. "What do you do?" she asked him. "I recently escaped from prison for having killed my...