Why do people love to tell lawyer jokes? There is something about this respected profession that commands our disrespect. One must always be careful about offending lawyers, of course, because you wouldn't want to face one in court. Or would you? Here are some actual...
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"You know why I'm so fat? Cause every time I fuck your mama, she bakes me a cake!"
One day a certain lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into.
Olaf and Lena were on a baseball bus trip from Fargo, North Dakota to Minneapolis, Minnesota, to see the Twins baseball game. Thirty miles out of Fargo, the bus broke down and all passengers had to disembark. Olaf says to Lena, "Hey, Lena, let's go...
How do you turn a "fox" into a "cow"? Marry her! Submitted by calamjo Edited by Glaci
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell.
why did the pilsberry dough boy die? because of severe pokes in the belly.
Help Wanted Mark as unread WANTED A tall well-built woman with good reputation, who can cook frogs legs, who appreciates a good fuc- schia garden, classic music and tal- king.
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her.
If Santa answered his mail honestly... ---------- Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I...