There once was a girl named Suzy Brown Who thought no body could lay her down Over the hill came pissball Pete with forty feet of swinging meat He took her in the long green grass Stuck his dick right up her ass Suzy Brown...
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Knock KnockWho's there?Adair!Adair who?Adair once but I'm bald now!
See "Drowing George W." for the liberal version... --- Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in.
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.
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Knock KnockWho's there?Cy!Cy who?Cy'n on the botton line!
Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them. DOS: Everybody pushes it till it glides, then jumps on and lets it coast till it skids, then jumps off, pushes, jumps back on, etc. DOS with QEMM:...
Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind
'There is an upgrade path from the Old to the New Testament, but it's difficult and unsupported.''We were only able to get the first seven Commandments on the stone tablets..
What's the recipe for Clinton stew? Put a tiny weenie into real hot water.