There's this guy and one day, when he pissing, he notices that his penis is orange. He goes, "What the hell?" and he went to the doctor the next day. "Doc, why's my penis orange?" he asks. The doctor goes, "Hmm. Never seen anything like...
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Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel. As they are getting undressed, the first man says to his wife, "What huge buttocks!" Much offended, she threw.
There is a little Mercedes 280 SL in Toronto being driven by a gorgeous blonde and the plate reads:WAS HIS
Here are some "actual" bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area: HONK! If you had sex with the President Clinton: We forgive you...Now Resign! Al Gore: One heartthrob from the Presidency Adultery IS NOT a family value Does character matter YET? One...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention.
Q: Did you know that Clinton's cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isn't really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton.
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man,...
yo mama is so fat and old god said let there be light and told her to move her fat ass out of the way
yo momma is small sh does backflips under the bed
God called the various world leaders including past leaders for an appraisal.Bush,Blair, Shroder,Iddi Amin of Uganda,Mugabe of Zimbabwe, Charles Taylor of Liberia,Eyadema of Togo and Sani Abach of Nigeria.When it got to Bush God stood up and congratulated him for fighting terrorism the same applies...