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Baby Brother

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On October 15, 2022
For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but...

Change of Profession

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On October 14, 2022

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and paperwork decided to give up practicing medicine. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, so he.

The Cat

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On October 13, 2022

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park..

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A Magic Trick

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On October 12, 2022
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem - the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the Magician did...

Expensive Pictures

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On October 11, 2022

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news.” The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear.

The Hammer

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On October 10, 2022

The defendant was before the judge in court. The judge says "You have been charged with the murder of your wife by smashing her skull with a hammer until she.

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Awaiting Surgery

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On October 9, 2022
An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery. He insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son. "Yes, Dad, what is it?" asked the son. "Don't...

Amazing Your Man

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On October 8, 2022

Three friends met up for lunch. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and one has been married for fifteen years. The were chatting about their relationships and decided to.

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Sick of Her

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On October 6, 2022
One time I got sick and landed in hospital. There was this one nurse that just drove me crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And...
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