Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only nine holes. Sid says to Barney, 'Let's say we make the time worth while, at least for one of us and put $5...
Jokes
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. While typing in her address, he accidentally.
A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting..
A man rushes home and from the door bellows "Guess what I heard in the bar today?" The wife smiles and replies "Some new gossip from your buddies?" The man nods excitedly and says "They said the milkman has slept with every woman on our block...
A lawyer's dog, running around unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Angry, the butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed.
Paddy and Shane are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill. One day, Shane slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench saw. Paddy quickly puts.
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some...
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since.
Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me.
On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's...