10. Eight hour lunch, two-dollar tip. 9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?" 8. After he describes each special, you shout, "Garbage!" 7. Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage". 6. Every few seconds, yell,...
Jokes
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with.
Mattel has changed the measurements on its world famous Barbie doll to make her body more realistic.Her chest was reduced, and her waist was made larger.Mattel hopes this will send.
A blonde walks into a library and shouts "I'll have a burger and fries" The lady at the desk says "Sorry madam, this is a library!" The blonde replies "I know, I'll have a burger and fries please" The lady at the counter says "No,...
Murphy's Law of Cable TV If you have watched a TV series only once, and you watch it again, it will be a rerun of the same episode.
Geniologists do it as homework.
A good craftsman never blames his tools. (This is because a good craftsman wouldn't be caught dead with bad tools.)
A construction site boss was interviewing men for a job, when along came Boudreaux. The boss thought to himself, "I'm not hiring that ole lazy cajun..."He decided to set a.
This rope walks into a bar and says,"Get me a beer!" The bar tender relies,"We don't serve beers to ropes here."So the rope walks out and sees this guy walking.
"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." �George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug 13 2002.