Q. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A. You hear about them all the time, but you never see one.
Jokes
Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don't know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused.
Un hombre se muri� con el pene parado. A la hora de meterlo en el ata�d hubo problemas. Trataron de doblar el pene para todos los lados pero, una vez.
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. "I'm on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me." Psychiatrist: "Don't you have a phone in your car?" Blonde: "That was a little too expensive, so I did the next...
"I firmly believe the death tax is good for people from all walks of life all throughout our society." �George W. Bush, Waco, Texas, Aug 13 2002.
you're so black that when you looked in the mirror, you thought you were lookin' at a shadow.
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone...
Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road.
There are two blondes playing golf. One tees off and hits a man as he's walking to the next hole. He immediately clasps his hands over his crotch and falls.
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closing. So the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time; same result. He figured he'll crawl...