I was driving home from work when I was pulled over for not wearing a seat belt. Three days later, I got the same ticket, at the same stop, from the same cop. “So, have you learned anything?” asked the cop. “Yes, I have,” I...
Jokes
The husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joined them after a few minutes.When the bus arrived, they found it overloaded,.
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to.
A woman was very distressed because she has not been married very long and yet her husband has lost interest in sex. So she went to see her doctor and relayed the problem.The doctor didn't seem worried at all and told her that it was...
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."The.
A man was struck by a bus on a busy street in New York City. He lied, dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathered around."A priest! Somebody.
Bubba died in a fire, and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Darryl and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together.Darryl arrived first, and when the mortician...
A guy was doing some handyman work at a house. Across the room, there was a large gray parrot on a perch. At one point, the family dog came into.
Ms. Smith, a kindergarten teacher with over 20 years of experience, was observing her pupils at recess when she found one of her students making faces at others on the.
A seven-year-old girl walked into her mother's bedroom in the middle of the night and asked her to tell her a bedtime story.The mother wasn't thrilled with the request and said, "It's almost two in the morning.""I know, Mommy, but I had a bad dream,...