To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a big distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls to do something, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort...
Jokes
I'm not the easiest guy in the world to get along with. So when our anniversary rolled around, I wanted my wife to know how much I appreciated her tolerating.
One day a group of Darwinian scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one Darwinian to go.
A college coach had recruited a top talent, but the player couldn't pass the school's entrance exam. Needing the recruit badly, the coach went to the dean and asked if the recruit could take the test orally. The dean agreed, and the following day the...
A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the country's greatest works of art. Since there was no one to look after.
A blind man was out walking with his service dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man’s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and.
A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. When the bartender brings his beer, the guy pays him and puts an octopus on the bar. The bartender tells him, "get that thing out of here!" The guy says, "No, wait you don't understand....
Two guys were talking at work. "I've got a problem," said the first one. "What is it?" "My wife has done it to me again. I'm supposed to buy my.
A little girl was attending her first wedding where the whole wedding party was dressed in white. She was watching the proceedings with interest for a while before growing restless..
A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirked the sergeant. "Naw," replied the priest, "I thought...