What is Rodeo Sex? Well, it's where your lady friend is on all fours, you are firmly ensconced from the rear with a breast in each hand, and you say to her, "This is the way your sister likes it too." You have eight seconds...
Dirty jokes
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said "I'd like a steak, a potato, and a Coke please."So the barman took his order and.
Why do women pass less gas than men? Because women don't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure!
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, consulted a psychic about the date of his death. Closing his eyes and reaching into the realm of the future, the psychic revealed the true answer. "You will die on an American holiday." "Which...
A woman goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There.
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess who was collecting tickets. So when the man got.
There once was a man who could not keep it going with his wife.He went to the doctor who gave him some sex pills. There was a label on the bottle that said "Take one pill for a great night." The man thought that he...
Two guys were working at a sawmill one day when one of the guys got too close to the blade and cut off his arm. His buddy put the severed.
How did Helen Kellers parents punish her when she would misbehave? They would rearange the living room. Also leave the plunger in the toliet.
A man goes to the doctor and gets a check up. The doctor finishes the exam and tells the man, "I have some bad news, you only have about two weeks left to live". The man is shocked. He asks the doctor, "Is there is...