After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on a desk in the distance. Naturally, the guy began to worry. “Is that your husband?” he inquired nervously. “No, silly,” she replied, snuggling up to him. “Your boyfriend then?” he asked. “No, not at all,” she said, nibbling away at his ear. “Well, who is he then?” demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, she answered, “That’s me before the surgery.”
A man walks into a wall with full erection and brakes his nose..
A flasher is thinking of retiring but changed his mind deciding to stick it out for another year..
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a skunk? Law and Odor..
When thieves stole the toilets from the police station the police investigated but had nothing to go on..
The young lady entered the doctor’s office carrying an infant. “Doctor,” she explained, “the baby seems to be ailing. Instead of gaining weight, he lost three ounces this week.” The medic examined the child and then started to squeeze the girl’s breasts. He then unbuttoned her blouse, removed the bra and began powerfully sucking on one nipple.”Young lady,” he finally announced, “no wonder the baby is losing weight, you haven’t any milk!””Of course not!” she shrieked. “It’s not my child, it’s my sister’s!”