Tom, the town handy man was called on to install wall to wall carpeting for the mayor's wife. Arriving early, Tom spent all day installing the carpet. Just as he was finishing, the mayor's wife decided the carpet was the wrong color. Arriving early the...
Dirty jokes
Q: Why do tampons have strings? A: So you can floss when you get done eating...
There was this guy at the patent office counter and said," I want to patent this Peach." The clerk asked,"What's so special about your peach?"The guy said, taste it, so.
How can you tell when barbies got her period? The tick tacs are missing.
During his monthly visit to the corner barbershop, this fellow asked his barber for any suggestions on how to treat his increasing baldness. After a brief pause, the barber leaned.
A man walks into a bar with a leather bag and says to the barman will you give me a free drink if i show you something really amazing and.
A textbook nerd is at the beach one day, baring his chest and showing off his pale, shrunken chest, and of course all the girls are laughing at him and drooling over the weight-lifting hunks. So in desperation the kid goes to the lifeguard and...
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs that is..... hangin on the wall ....ART what do you call arts arms and kegs hangin next to.
your mamas so old she oes Jesus two dollars!
Bert had been married for years, and was starting to have some problems getting it up. One of his friends told him that he should surprise his wife one of these nights, and things would change. His friend told him to sneak in, really late...