Salami & the Talibuttheads

Q&A’s about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It’s his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing – “yet”.

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52…F-16…B-1…

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What’s the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What’s the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don’t Salami Bin Coward’s people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don’t the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can’t handle it.

Don't go hungry

Three generations of prostitutes were on vacation and discussing their profession when the youngest mentioned how upset she was that she was only recieving $100 dollars to give a blow job. Her mother then told her of how about 25 yrs. earlier she herself had only been getting $50 dollars for a blow job. The grand mother, after hearing all of this pipes up and says, “I remember back during the Great Depression, we were just happy to get something warm in our stomach!”

Ha ha

A man said
“fuc off” HA HA HA!

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