A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his...
Dirty jokes
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If I don't sell more cars this month, I'm going to lose my fucking.
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn't enough.
What not to say to your wife. Smile for me, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
1.looks like she did one too many hits of acid. 2.is your gfother your grandfarther to? 3.did your mom get hit in the stomach when she was pregnant? 4.looks like.
A doctor is standing in the hall of a hospital talking with a colleague when suddenly one of his patients runs down the hall in his hospital gown screaming at.
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? - A dictator!
What's the definition of AIDS? Anally Injected Death Sentence. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Yisman
wHAT DO U CALL WHIT PEOPLE IN A BUS? a Twinkie
3 homos sitting in a hot tub when dead gerbil comes floteing to the top 1 homo looks at the other 2 and says alright who farted?