A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful." Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his...
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A man was the first to arrive at work one morning. The phone rang and he answered. When the caller asked for some specific information, the man explained that it.
A farmer and his recently hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer's wife had prepared for them. Thinking.
A 4-year-old boy was asked to return thanks before a big dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. He began his prayer, thanking God for all his friends, naming them one by one. Then he thanked God for Mommy, Daddy, brother, sister, Grandma,...
I waited for a very long time for my number to be called at the Department of Motor Vehicles to renew my driver's license. As I approached the window, the.
A wealthy man died and went to heaven. He was met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter who led him down the streets of gold. They passed mansion after.
One year, Israel had the fastest slalom skier in the world and therefore great expectations for an Olympic gold medal. On the day of the Olympic games, the crowd waited in anticipation. The French champion sped down the course in 38 seconds. The Swiss in...
A man asks his buddy for a cigarette.His friend quips, “I thought you made a New Year’s resolution and that you won’t smoke.”The man replied, “Yes, I did. I’m in.
When you drink vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink whiskey over ice,.
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in front turned and snarled, "Just what the hell are you doing?!" "Well," said the guy, "you...