A woman was in bed with her young lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.“Hurry, she said, stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him,.
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his blonde secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into.
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Severalmembers did not approve of her extra-curricular activities, but feared her enough to.
Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes,.
An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to.
A son told his father he wanted to propose to his long time girlfriend, but he worried if he was ready to get married to begin with. So he asked.
