The year is 2028 and the United States has elected the first woman as well as the first Jewish president, Sarah Goldstein. She calls up her mother a few weeks after Election Day and says, "So, Mom, I assume you'll be coming to my inauguration?"...
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A pastor went to his church office on Monday morning and discovered a dead mule in the church yard. He called the police. Since there did not appear to be.
The President was visiting a grade school the other day and sat in on an English class. To participate in the class, he asked for someone to give him an.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a bar and paid for a woman’s drink. She thanked him but wondered why a stranger...
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to Air Force One and President Bush strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II..
10. "I see the flat tax wouldn't apply to you." 9. "Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here." 8. "I'd like you to exercise my pocket veto." 7..
Democrats announced today they are changing their emblem from a donkey to a condom because it more clearly reflects their party's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, discourages cooperation, protects a bunch of dicks and gives a sense of security while...
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists; two men and a woman. For the.
this little old lady calls 911. when the operator answers she yells, "help, send the police to my house right away! there's a damn democrat on my front porch and.
Where does Monica Lewinsky go for sex on Friday night? The Oval Office.