How many oboists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he'll have to discard 90 until he finally gets one that works.
light bulbs
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two-one to get murdered under the burnt-out bulb and the other to replace it after the.
Q: How many U.S fighter pilots does it take to change a lightbulb?A: No! You mean it was one of ours?!Notes : Topical to the shooting down of two allied.
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Did you try rebooting with extensions off ?Note: On the Macintosh, certain types of crashes can sometimes be attributed to not-quite-compatible extensions. One way to find out if one of the...
Q: How many statisticians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull.
Q: How many keyboardists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Only one, but if you wait until next month, Yamaha will have a new model bulb out.
How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb, and one to sue the original light bulb manufacturer for pain and suffering for having to change the light bulb, compensation for lost light, and to set...
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb and three to drink till the room spins.
Q: How many sheep does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one.
Q: How many Romanians does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.