Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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There is much concern that Induhviduals are trying to pass themselves off as DNRC members. If you are in doubt about a particular person's Induhviduality, simply administer this IQ quiz.
Your mama is so funke secret told on her.
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?" The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell?...
I think I'd like to go use the net. Will it mess up? You bet! There are too many things loading now. How slow can it go? Just how? All.
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.36. Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.
A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear-splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem...
Your mama is so fat the last time she saw 90210 you were on a scale!
What you get when you don't read the manual first.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. 2. COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key 3. Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster. 4. 2 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2. 5. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes....