Wise Judge

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble that they were having in the apartment building where they all lived.
After a lot of back and forth accusations and overall yelling one over another, the judge demanded order in the courtroom.
Once the courtroom became quiet, the judge, with Solomon-like wisdom, decreed, “Alright ladies, I’m ready to hear and see the actual evidence. I’ll hear the oldest first.”
The case was dismissed for lack of testimony.