What heaven's really like

A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter isues him a white robe,
a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on. The guy
thinks this is great. One day he sees another cloud float by.
The guy on that cloud has a gorgeous, naked woman and a keg of
beer with him. The guy finds St. Peter and complains to him.
“How come this guy gets a gorgeous babe and keg of beer, when
all I got is this white robe and a lousy harp? St. Peter says,
“I know just who you’re talking about. He’s being punished.” The
guy can’t beleive what he’s hearing. “How can that be?” He asks.
“Well,” says St. Peter, “The keg has a hole in it, and the girl
doesn’t.”