Unruly Parrot
By Once there was a man who had a parrot who said nothing but,
“Polly wanna cracker.” The man got tired of hearing this from
his pet so one day he let his parrot go and told it to go learn
some new words and not to come back until he had.
So the parrot began his journey and the first place that he saw
was a mechanics body shop, so the parrot flew into the garage
and he heard the mechanic say, “Man, it is hot as hell in
here!!” So the parrot continued on his trip and kept repeating,
“Man it is hot as hell in here!!”
The next place the parrot flew by was a baseball stadium, and he
heard someone yell, “Let it fly!” So the parrot continued on his
journey saying, “let it fly, let it fly!”
The next day the parrot flew over a farm and he overheard a
farmer telling his workhand to look at that cow lying over in
the pasture. The farmer told his farmhand, “Go over there and
kick that ol’ bitch and see if she is alive.” So the parrot went
around saying that as well.
On the way back to his home the parrot stopped by a church to
see what was going on. Once he entered the church, the parrot
loudly said, “Man, it is hot as hell in here.” The preacher
immediatly stopped preaching, turned around and said, “You hush
your mouth or I will throw the good book at you.” So the parrot
proudly reiterated, “Let it fly, let it fly.” About that time,
the big fat lady that was playing the piano fainted and hit the
floor very hard. “Go over there and kick that ol’ bitch and see
if she is alive.” shouted the parrot.
