Traveling Saleman.

Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife in bed with a stranger. The nude stranger was sprawled over the bed asleep.

“You rotten bastard!” yelled the husband…”I’m going to kill you!”

“Wait!, said Mrs. Jones”.
You know that fur coat I got last winter?
Well, he gave it to me.

And that diamond ring we sold for $1000’s?
Well, he gave it to me.

And remember when we couldn’t aford a new car and I came home one day with a brand new chevy? Well, he gave it to me.

After hearing all this, Mr. Jones exclaims…

“For heaven sake woman, it’s drafty in here.”
“Cover him so he doesn’t catch cold!”