Things men will never say part 1

1.i think barry manilow is one cool motherf*****.

2. no, i don’t want another beer. i have to work tomorrow.

3. i think hairy butts are really sexy.

4. her tits are just too big.

5. sometimes i just want to be held.

6. that chick on “murder, she wrote” gives me a woody.

7. sure, i’d love to wear a condom.

8. we haven’t been to the mall for ages, let’s go shopping, and i
can hold your purse.

9. f*** monday night football, let’s watch melrose place.

10. i think we are lost, we better pull over and ask for
directions.