"The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky / Walters Interview"

(and yes, these really did air during the interview)

5. Victoria’s Secret lingerie.

4. Burger King – featuring the song “It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want To.”

3. Oral-B Deluxe.

2. A promo for the TV movie “Cleopatra,” with the following voice-over: “When she was only 20, she seduced the most powerful leader in the world.”

1. Maytag’s Neptune washing machine – “It actually has the power to remove stains!” Anyway, it’s something to think about.