A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, “Excuse me, can you help? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t...
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Tom had a sleeping problem and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. He recommended.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I.
'COMPETITIVE SALARY:' We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 'JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:' We have no time to train you. 'CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:' We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. 'MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:' You'll be six months behind schedule...