Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his member into the pickle slicer. His...
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A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker.
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I.
'COMPETITIVE SALARY:' We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. 'JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY:' We have no time to train you. 'CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE:' We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up. 'MUST BE DEADLINE ORIENTED:' You'll be six months behind schedule...